The life and times of a man. Part Barber. Part Rock!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

The Butterbear Abduction Demands

Cayla,
I am Mr. X. We have your bear. She is alive but in peril. If you want to see her alive we suggest you follow our instructions EXACTLY! We want eleven dollars and eleven cents in the form of a money order made out to Craig Morin. We want you to write "Attention: Mr. X" on the envelope and send it to this address:

Craig's Barbershop
110 Main St.
Spencer, Ma.
O1562

Take careful note of where we used punctuation. When we say exactly we mean Exactly!
We are prepared to follow though on our threats. We will constantly send you another piece of your beloved wuzzle until our demands are met. Do not make the mistake of not taking us seriously. You have one week from the moment you watched this video before the carnage begins.
I'm a man of my word
Mr. X

Follow the whole story here:
"The Butterbear Abduction"